The StatTrak™ M249 | Hypnosis (Field-Tested) is like that one friend who shows up to a party wearing a tie-dye shirt and insists it’s “art.” Its swirling, psychedelic patterns might hypnotize enemies into questioning their life choices as you spray 100 rounds of “why am I even using this gun?” The M249 itself is the LMG equivalent of bringing a forklift to a knife fight—clunky, impractical, but oddly satisfying when it works. StatTrak just adds salt to the wound, tallying every bullet spent reminding you that yes, you did waste $5,750 in-game cash on this. Perfect for flexing your commitment to chaos over meta. Reload time: eternal. Regrets: guaranteed. Vibes: immaculate.