The M249 | Hypnosis (Field-Tested) is the kind of skin that makes you question whether you’re playing CS:GO or attending a rave in 1997. Drenched in swirling neon patterns that look like a lava lamp had a fever dream, this LMG is more of a statement piece than a practical weapon. Sure, it’s heavy, slow, and costs more than your dignity to fire in-game, but who cares? When you’re spraying 100 rounds of psychedelic chaos down Mid, even the enemy team might pause to admire the kaleidoscope of poor life choices. Perfect for flexing on eco rounds—or just hypnotizing yourself into believing the M249 is meta.