The StatTrak™ M249 | Hypnosis is like that one friend who shows up to a party wearing neon sunglasses indoors—loud, flashy, and impossible to ignore. Its swirling psychedelic patterns might hypnotize enemies, but let’s be real: the M249 itself is already a meme gun. You’re either trolling, desperate, or just vibing with its brrrrt-at-all-costs energy. The Minimal Wear version? It’s basically the gun’s way of saying, “Yeah, I’m impractical, but look how pretty I am while eating your entire economy.” StatTrak counting your kills? Cute. Now if only those kills didn’t cost $5,200 a pop. Still, style points? Infinite.