The StatTrak™ M249 | Hypnosis (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who shows up to a party wearing a tie-dye shirt covered in mud—bold, chaotic, and impossible to ignore. This LMG’s psychedelic swirls of purple and green are buried under a layer of scratches and grime, making it look like it survived a rave in a demolition derby. StatTrak’s kill counter is the ultimate flex here, because racking up numbers with the M249—a gun slower than a Monday morning—requires either sheer determination or a complete disregard for meta. Perfect for trolling eco rounds or pretending you’re a budget Rambo. Just don’t expect the enemy team to take you seriously.