The StatTrak™ M249 | Hypnosis (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a party wearing neon glitter—impossible to ignore, but you’re not sure if they’re cool or just trying too hard. This LMG’s psychedelic swirls of cyan and purple are mesmerizing, almost making you forget the M249 itself is a clunky, overpriced meme gun. The Factory New finish ensures every impractical spray-and-pray moment looks fabulous, while StatTrak™ politely counts how many times you’ve disappointed your team by buying it. Perfect for flexing in Casual mode or when you’re rich enough to troll with style. Just don’t expect anyone to take you seriously—unless “hypnosis” refers to putting teammates to sleep with your loadout choices.