The M249 | Hypnosis (Minimal Wear) is basically the CS:GO equivalent of strapping a disco ball to a bulldozer. This LMG’s psychedelic skin swirls with hypnotic purples and blues, like someone melted a lava lamp and slapped it on a gun. Perfect for players who want to blind enemies with style while emptying a 100-round mag into a wall. Let’s be real—nobody actually uses the M249 seriously, but with this skin, you’ll at least look fabulous doing it. Bonus points for tilting teammates when you buy it: “Bro, you spent $5,200 on a meme gun?!” At least the hypnosis pattern might distract them from your questionable life choices.