The M249 Hypnosis in Factory New is like that one friend who shows up to a casual BBQ in a neon suit—loud, flashy, and utterly impractical. Its swirling, psychedelic patterns look like a lava lamp had a fever dream, hypnotizing enemies into questioning your life choices. Sure, the M249 itself is a clunky, overpriced bullet hose that even bots side-eye, but slap on this skin and suddenly you’re the art-school dropout of Counter-Strike. Bring it into a match and watch teammates either laugh or Alt+F4. It’s a flex, a meme, and a cry for attention—all rolled into a gun that’ll drain your economy faster than you can say “Why am I like this?”