The M249 | Hypnosis is the kind of skin that makes you question reality—or at least your life choices. This LMG’s trippy, swirling pattern of neon blues and purples looks like a bad acid trip someone decided to weaponize. In Well-Worn condition, it’s got enough scratches to remind you that, yes, you did spend actual money on a gun most players only buy to troll. The M249 itself is a meme cannon: absurdly expensive, comically slow, and about as practical as a screen door on a submarine. But hey, if you’re gonna spray 200 bullets into a wall, you might as well do it while hypnotizing your enemies into submission. Or confusion. Either works.