The MP9 | Goo (Well-Worn) is like that questionable leftovers container at the back of your fridge—slightly crusty, vaguely organic, and oozing a neon-green slime that screams "biohazard chic." Its design feels like a science experiment gone wrong, with gooey drips frozen in time, as if the gun itself is melting. The Well-Worn finish? Let’s just say it’s seen better days—scratch marks and scuffs suggest it’s been dragged through every back alley in Dust II. Perfect for players who want to flex their commitment to aesthetic decay while sprinting around corners. Just don’t blame us if teammates mistake it for toxic waste and run the other way.