The MP9 | Goo (Minimal Wear) is like that friend who shows up to a party in a neon-green tracksuit—loud, divisive, and impossible to ignore. This skin slathers the SMG in a radioactive slime texture that looks like it oozed out of a sci-fi lab accident. The "Minimal Wear" tag is generous, considering the faint scratches just add to its "I tripped into a vat of toxic waste" charm. Perfect for players who want to remind enemies they’re being sprayed down by something that probably violates several environmental regulations. Tactical? No. Memorable? Absolutely. Bonus points if you pair it with a straight-faced "professional" playstyle.