The MP9 | Goo (Factory New) is like the slimy little brother of the CS:GO skin world. Drenched in a radioactive green ooze that looks like it was scraped off the floor of a sci-fi lab, this skin turns your SMG into a glorified glue gun. The Factory New version shines just enough to make you question whether that’s high-grade polymer or actual alien snot coating the barrel. It’s perfect for players who want to flex their love for all things grossly mesmerizing. Pro tip: Pair it with a hazmat suit-themed loadout to really commit to the “I’m here to melt faces, not win beauty contests” vibe.