The MP9 | Goo (Battle-Scarred) is the kind of skin that looks like it’s been dragged through a sewer… and not in a bad way. The greenish, slime-coated design gives it a radioactive ooze vibe, like someone spilled a lab experiment on a budget SMG. In Battle-Scarred condition, the “goo” looks more like dried-up toothpaste smears, which somehow adds charm. It’s perfect for players who want to flex a gun that screams, “I’m here to rush B and maybe melt a few faces.” Functionally, it’s still the same spray-and-pray beast, but now with extra “ew” factor. Stylish? Debatable. Memorable? Absolutely.