The StatTrak™ MP9 | Goo (Well-Worn) is the gun skin equivalent of a gloopy, half-melted popsicle. Its neon-green slime design looks like it’s perpetually oozing off the weapon—fitting, since the "Well-Worn" finish ensures it’s seen better days. The StatTrak counter? Probably clogged with metaphorical (or actual) goo by now. Perfect for players who want to flex their kill count while cosplaying as a radioactive sewer mutant. It’s not the prettiest skin, but it’s got character—like that one friend who insists on wearing cargo shorts to a wedding. Bonus points if your enemies die cringing at your questionable taste.