The StatTrak™ MP9 | Goo (Battle-Scarred) is like that one gym sock you forgot in your locker for a semester—visibly distressed, questionably sticky, and somehow still functional. The "Goo" pattern looks like someone spilled a science experiment gone wrong, with neon-green sludge oozing over a corroded metal frame. Battle-Scarred? More like Battle-Traumatized. Every scratch and rust patch tells a story, probably involving a lot of panic spraying and missed headshots. The StatTrak counter is the only thing here with dignity, tallying kills while the gun itself screams, “I’ve seen things.” Perfect for flexing your dedication to chaos over aesthetics. Just don’t let it touch your good skins.