The UMP-45 **Roadblock** in Minimal Wear is the CS:GO skin equivalent of that one friend who shows up to a party dressed like a construction worker—functional, unapologetically industrial, and weirdly stylish. Cloaked in gritty gray tones with hazard-stripe accents, it looks like it’s fresh off a highway repair site. The Minimal Wear scuffs? Just “character-building” scratches from stopping eco rounds and dreams alike. Perfect for players who want their budget SMG to scream, *“I’m here to hold angles, not your hand.”* Bonus points: It doubles as camouflage if you ever need to blend into a pile of concrete rubble. Tactical? Maybe. Aesthetic? Absolutely not. Love it anyway.