The UMP-45 | Roadblock (Battle-Scarred) is like that rusty pickup truck your uncle insists “still runs fine.” Its black-and-yellow hazard stripes are so scuffed they look like they’ve survived a demolition derby, not a covert op. The Battle-Scarred finish adds “character,” which is code for “this gun’s seen more respawns than a rookie in Dust II.” Perfect for players who want their loadout to scream, “I prioritize function over fashion… but I also ran out of Steam Wallet funds.” Still, when you’re shredding CTs with budget SMG power, who cares if it looks like it fell out of a dumpster? Embrace the grunge.