The UMP-45 | Roadblock (Field-Tested) is like that dependable but slightly scuffed work truck you’d trust in a zombie apocalypse. Decked in gritty yellow-and-black hazard stripes, it screams “I’ve seen things” while still looking tactical enough to flex in mid-round. Field-Tested wear adds just enough scratches to remind teammates you’re not here to baby your gear—you’re here to spray-and-pray through smokes and die heroically to an AWPer. Perfect for eco rounds when you want to pretend you’re playing smart, but really, you just love how it clashes with your neon pink gloves. A humble beast for those who embrace chaos with a side of budget realism.