The UMP-45 | Roadblock (Factory New) is the CS:GO equivalent of slapping a “DO NOT CROSS” tape on a budget SMG. Its jagged black-and-yellow hazard stripes scream “caution: mediocre firepower ahead,” perfect for players who want to cosplay as a construction worker mid-round. While the UMP itself is the gun you begrudgingly buy after losing three pistol rounds, the Roadblock skin at least makes it look like you’ve got a plan—even if that plan is just spraying wildly at a rushing B site. It’s a reminder that sometimes style points matter more than meta… until you get headshot by a Deagle anyway.