The **StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Roadblock** in Minimal Wear is like that reliable but slightly grumpy coworker who shows up every day in a high-vis vest. Its design screams "construction zone chic," with concrete-gray textures and caution-stripe yellow accents, as if it’s perpetually yelling, “Move along, nothing to see here!” The UMP itself is the budget warrior’s SMG—no frills, all thrills—and this skin doubles down on its no-nonsense vibe. StatTrak’s kill counter? Perfect for flexing how many opponents you’ve “roadblocked” into respawn. Minimal Wear means it’s just scuffed enough to look like it’s seen action, but not so battered that you question its life choices. Functional, rugged, and quietly judgmental—just like your dad’s old toolbox.