The StatTrak™ MP9 | Goo (Field-Tested) is like that one friend who tries way too hard to be edgy but ends up just being sticky. Its neon-green slime splatter looks like someone dropped a glow stick into a vat of radioactive honey—gross, yet weirdly mesmerizing. The Field-Tested wear adds "character," which is code for "scratches that make the goo look like it’s melting off." Perfect for counting kills while pretending you didn’t pick this skin solely because it glows in dark corners. Just don’t think too hard about why the gun’s texture resembles something you’d scrape off a frat house floor. Tactical? No. Memorable? Unfortunately, yes.