The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Neo-Noir in Minimal Wear is like the edgy protagonist of a cyberpunk flick that never got made. Drenched in moody blacks and splashed with neon pink and teal accents, this skin screams “I hack mainframes for fun.” The Minimal Wear condition means it’s just scuffed enough to look like it survived a midnight motorcycle chase through Neo-Tokyo. StatTrak’s kill counter? That’s your flex, tallying every poor soul who underestimated this SMG’s punch. It’s not meta, but who cares? You’re here to style on opponents while pretending you’re in a synthwave music video. Bonus points if you pair it with dramatic one-liners mid-spray.