The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Neo-Noir (Battle-Scarred) is like that beat-up leather jacket you refuse to toss—it’s seen better days, but the grunge gives it character. The noir-inspired design, with its moody blacks and neon pink highlights, looks like a cyberpunk detective’s sidearm… if said detective got into a few too many dumpster brawls. The Battle-Scarred wear adds scratches and scuffs that scream, “I’ve carried eco rounds harder than your entire career.” The StatTrak counter? That’s just flexing how many souls you’ve crushed while rocking this war-torn chic. It’s not pretty, but neither is clutching a 1v5 with 12 HP. Perfect for players who want to look intentionally messy.