The StatTrak™ UMP-45 | Neo-Noir (Well-Worn) is like that gritty antihero in a cyberpunk flick—slightly battered, but oozing style. Its matte-black finish, splashed with neon pink and cyan accents, screams “I’ve seen things” while the Well-Worn scratches add “...and I didn’t clean up afterward.” The StatTrak counter? That’s just flexing how many souls you’ve crushed mid-eco round. Sure, the UMP isn’t the meta darling it once was, but this skin makes spraying down a rush feel like starring in your own noir montage. Bonus: the wear gives it “character,” or as your teammates call it, “proof you still can’t afford a better skin.” Stylishly functional, functionally stylish.