The M249 | Emerald Poison Dart (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party overdressed but still somehow ends up spilling nacho cheese on their shirt. The skin’s vibrant green scales and venomous accents scream "exotic danger," but let’s be real—this is the M249, CS:GO’s poster child for "why did I buy this?" Its Well-Worn finish only adds to the irony, with scratches that whisper, "I’ve seen better days… just like your K/D ratio after using me." Sure, it looks like a tropical snake ready to strike, but in-game, it’s more like a lethargic python digesting a goat. Style points? Absolutely. Practicality? Let’s not kid ourselves.