The M249 | Emerald Poison Dart (Factory New) is like that flashy sports car you never drive but polish every weekend. Drenched in venomous green hues with intricate tribal patterns, it’s a neon warning sign screaming, “I’m here to spray and pray… your eardrums.” The gun itself? A heavyweight champ of impracticality—expensive, clunky, and the ultimate flex for when you want to lose a round in style. Its shimmering finish almost distracts from the fact that you’re lugging around a lawnmower disguised as a weapon. Perfect for asserting dominance in Silver matches or compensating for a lack of AWP skills. Toxic beauty, literally.