The M249 | Emerald Poison Dart (Field-Tested) is the kind of skin that screams, “I’m here to spray bullets, not win rounds.” Drenched in vibrant green patterns that mimic venomous serpent scales, this LMG turns heads while emptying wallets—err, magazines. The Field-Tested wear adds a “vintage” charm, like it’s been dragged through a jungle mission gone wrong. Perfect for players who enjoy holding down the trigger longer than their K/D ratio. Sure, the M249 is about as meta as a flip phone in 2023, but who cares? With this skin, you’ll at least look fabulous while getting teamkilled for buying it. Style points: 10/10. Tactical value: cricket noises.