The StatTrak™ M249 | Emerald Poison Dart (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party overdressed but still somehow ends up spilling beer on themselves. The gun’s jungle-green finish, accented with tribal dart motifs, screams “I’m here to camp angles and chew ammo,” but its Well-Worn condition means it’s seen more battles than a CT stuck in a 1v5. StatTrak’s kill counter is a flex, but let’s be real—racking up numbers with the M249 is like bragging about winning a footrace in flip-flops. It’s clunky, impractical, and yet… weirdly charming when you pull off that one spray-down through smoke. A trophy for the chaotic neutral souls of CS:GO.