The Souvenir M4A4 | Urban DDPAT (Well-Worn) is like that old leather jacket you find in a thrift store—full of "character" (read: scratches). Its pixelated green-and-gray camo screams "I’ve been dragged through every Dust II mid-fight since 2014," which, honestly, it probably has. The "Well-Worn" condition ensures it looks like it survived a blender, but hey, at least the souvenir stickers (from pro matches) add a touch of "I was there, probably bottom-fragging" prestige. The DDPAT pattern? Imagine a military contractor tried designing wallpaper in MS Paint. It’s not pretty, but it’s authentic—like using a flip phone in 2023. Perfect for flexing nostalgia over aesthetics.