The Souvenir M4A4 | Urban DDPAT (Battle-Scarred) is like that old pair of jeans you refuse to throw out—beat-up, questionable aesthetics, but weirdly endearing. Its digital camo pattern looks like it was designed by a Nokia flip phone, and the "Battle-Scarred" tagline is code for "survived a nuclear apocalypse." As a souvenir, it’s plastered with event stickers that probably peeled off halfway through the match. Sure, it’s no Dragon Lore, but there’s charm in its ruggedness. Wielding this feels less like clutching a precision rifle and more like swinging a rusty shovel. At least enemies can’t mock your drip if they’re dead… right?