The Souvenir M4A4 | Urban DDPAT (Minimal Wear) is like the tactical cousin of a 90s desktop screensaver. Cloaked in pixelated gray-green camo, it’s the gun you’d accidentally lose in a pile of office cubicle furniture. The “souvenir” tag means it’s technically a trophy from some forgotten CS:GO major, complete with shiny event stickers that scream, “I was there, probably AFK.” Minimal Wear? Sure, if “lightly dragged through a sandbox” counts as a condition. It’s the skin for players who want to cosplay as a stealthy spreadsheet warrior. Bonus points if you miss shots while blaming the camo’s “distracting retro vibes.”