The StatTrak™ M249 | Nebula Crusader (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party with a flashy outfit but can’t dance. The M249 itself is CS:GO’s meme machine gun—expensive, clunky, and rarely worth the cash. But slap on this Nebula Crusader skin? Suddenly, you’re spraying cosmic purple and starry black holes down Mid, looking like a discount-space-marine. The Well-Worn finish adds “character” (read: scratches), perfect for documenting your 17 failed attempts to clutch with this bullet-hose. StatTrak counts your kills, which is hilarious because nobody gets kills with the M249. It’s a flex for masochists who enjoy losing money *and* rounds. Galactic style, zero practicality.