The StatTrak™ M249 | Nebula Crusader (Field-Tested) is the CS:GO equivalent of bringing a disco ball to a gunfight. This LMG’s psychedelic purple-and-blue cosmic swirls scream “style over substance,” which fits perfectly, since the M249 itself is basically a $5,200 meme gun. Sure, it’ll track your kills, but let’s be real—you’ll burn through half your ammo just to land one spray-and-pray elimination. The “Field-Tested” wear? Think of it as battle scars from all those times your teammates groaned when you bought this instead of dropping them a rifle. It’s for flexing, not fragging. Perfect for when you want to lose a round but win the fashion game.