The **StatTrak™ M249 | Nebula Crusader (Battle-Scarred)** is the CS:GO equivalent of adopting a rescue dog with a PhD in chaos. Its “Nebula Crusader” design tries to scream “cosmic warrior” with faded purples and starry accents, but the Battle-Scarred wear makes it look like it survived a trip through a black hole... backwards. The StatTrak counter? A tragicomic flex, tracking how many bullets you’ve wasted holding angles nobody pushes. The M249 itself is already a meme gun—overpriced, clunky, and the reason your team groans when you buy it. This skin just adds ✨sparkle✨ to the pain. Perfect for when you want to lose in style.