The StatTrak™ M249 | Nebula Crusader (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who shows up to a party overdressed but still kinda cool. The gun itself is a chaotic spray-and-pray beast most players avoid—unless you’re trolling or rich enough to flex. The skin? Gorgeous. Swirling purples, cosmic blues, and starry accents make it look like it’s been dipped in a galaxy. StatTrak’s kill counter is just the cherry on top, tallying every time you’ve accidentally (or intentionally) shredded a wall instead of an enemy. Minimal Wear means it’s still shiny, which is good, because you’ll need something to distract teammates from your questionable life choices.