The P2000 | Wicked Sick in Factory New is like that one friend who shows up to a casual party in a sequined jacket—flashy, loud, and impossible to ignore. This skin slaps a neon-green serpent across the slide, coiling around jagged, graffiti-style patterns that scream "I’m here to lose but look *fabulous* doing it." It’s the sidearm equivalent of a middle finger to stealth, perfect for CTs who’d rather flex than clutch. Sure, it won’t make your aim less potato-like, but when you whiff shots, at least the enemy knows your gun has better drip than their entire loadout. Priorities, right?