The **StatTrak™ P2000 | Wicked Sick (Factory New)** is like that edgy friend who shows up to a party in a neon-green leather jacket. Its chaotic, graffiti-style design splashed with toxic green and jagged black lines screams “I’m here to ruin someone’s day.” The Factory New finish ensures it stays crisp, even as you miss half your shots trying to look cool. StatTrak’s kill counter? Perfect for tallying how many times opponents rage-quit after getting styled on by a pistol that looks like it escaped a ’90s skatepark. It’s not just a sidearm—it’s a flex, a vibe, and a middle finger to subtlety.