The P2000 | Wicked Sick is the pistol equivalent of showing up to a paintball match in a glowing neon tracksuit—loud, flashy, and unapologetically extra. With its jagged, cyberpunk-inspired design splashed in radioactive greens and purples, this skin screams "I’ve got style, and I’m definitely compensating for something." The Field-Tested wear? Just enough scuffs to remind everyone it’s seen more whiffed shots than clutch plays. It’s the sidearm for players who want their eco-round failures to at least *look* intentional. Pair it with a smug teabag after landing a lucky headshot, and you’ve mastered the art of weaponized cringe. Bonus points if you miss the next six shots.