The P2000 | Wicked Sick is like that edgy friend who shows up to a party dressed like a cyborg rave DJ. Cloaked in jagged neon-green circuit patterns over a pitch-black base, it screams “I downloaded my personality from the Dark Web.” Minimal Wear means it’s just scuffed enough to pretend it’s seen combat, but let’s be real—this gun spends more time in eco-round flexes than actual firefights. Perfect for CTs who want enemies to know they’re getting domed by something that looks like it survived a toxic waste karaoke session. Bonus points if you miss shots because you’re staring at the glow.