The StatTrak™ MP9 | Starlight Protector (Factory New) is like that one friend who shows up to a paintball match in a sequined jacket—utterly impractical, but impossible to ignore. This skin slaps a galaxy-themed design onto the MP9, blending deep blues and metallic gold accents with constellations that make you wonder if you’re fragging enemies or navigating interstellar warfare. The Factory New finish ensures it’s as pristine as a museum piece, which is ironic for a gun that’s literally built to spray bullets. StatTrak’s kill counter adds insult to injury: “Oh, you died *again*? Let me tally that real quick.” Perfect for flexing mid-rush or cosplaying as a space pirate.