The MP9 | Starlight Protector (Factory New) is like the CSGO equivalent of strapping a galaxy to your hip. This skin slaps a moody navy-blue finish onto the SMG, splattered with white constellations that scream "I paid attention in third-grade astronomy." It’s the perfect accessory for players who want to flex their celestial vibes while sprinting around corners spraying bullets like a caffeinated stormtrooper. Practical? Not really—enemies won’t care if you’re rocking a Van Gogh masterpiece when they’re clapping you mid-reload. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous spectating your teammate’s 1v5 clutch. Stars align? More like stars *copium*.