The StatTrak™ MP9 | Starlight Protector (Minimal Wear) is like the overachieving cousin of CS:GO’s SMG family. Dressed in a cosmic blue-and-purple palette, it’s basically a disco ball for your eco rounds, shimmering with starry patterns that scream, “I’m here to save the day… or at least look fabulous failing.” Minimal Wear means it’s seen a few scuffles but still sparkles enough to distract enemies questioning your questionable buy choices. StatTrak’s kill counter? A humble brag for every spray-and-pray moment. Perfect for players who want their “I’m broke but stylish” loadout to whisper, “I’ve got priorities… and they’re *aesthetic*.”