The Bowie Knife | Bright Water (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who insists they’re “just a little rugged” but still shows up to the party dripping in style. Its vibrant teal and navy patterns scream “tropical vacation,” even if the Well-Worn tag means it’s seen more battles than a seagull at a beachside fry fight. The Bowie’s massive blade is perfect for announcing your presence—subtlety died the moment you unboxed this thing. It’s the knife equivalent of wearing neon flip-flops to a black-tie event: ridiculous, impractical, and somehow iconic. Just don’t expect it to hide those scratches… or your ego.