The Bowie Knife | Bright Water (Field-Tested) is like that one friend who shows up to a beach party with a machete—over-the-top, but you can’t look away. The blade’s vibrant turquoise waves and coral patterns scream "tropical vacation," though the Field-Tested wear means it’s seen a few too many failed rush attempts. Swinging this chonky blade feels like you’re auditioning for a pirate movie, complete with exaggerated flourish animations. Sure, it’s impractical for stealth—imagine trying to ninja-defuse with a knife the size of a canoe paddle. But hey, style over substance, right? Just don’t blame the knife when you whiff a backstab… it’s clearly the map’s fault.