The StatTrak™ Bowie Knife | Bright Water (Well-Worn) is like that one friend who shows up to a party slightly scuffed but still steals the spotlight. This blade’s tropical blue-green finish screams “beach vacation,” even if the Well-Worn scratches suggest it’s seen more bar fights than palm trees. The Bowie’s massive size makes swinging it feel like you’re wielding a machete at a watermelon-eating contest—overkill, but undeniably satisfying. StatTrak’s kill counter? Perfect for flexing how many souls you’ve claimed while pretending the wear-and-tear is “vintage charm.” Just don’t ask why it’s called Bright Water when half the paint’s already down the drain. Classic CSGO logic.