The Bowie Knife | Bright Water (Factory New) is the kind of flex that says, “I’ve either got impeccable taste or a crippling case of ‘shiny object syndrome.’” With its sleek, aquatic-inspired blue and white finish, this knife looks like it was forged by Poseidon himself for underwater backstabs. The Bowie’s absurdly large blade is perfect for announcing your presence—subtlety is for people who don’t own Factory New skins. Sure, it’s less “stealthy assassin” and more “flamboyant lighthouse,” but who needs practicality when you’ve got a knife that glimmers like a Caribbean vacation? Just don’t drop it in a puddle—it might dissolve.