The AUG | Stymphalian is like that one friend who shows up to a party wearing a very specific themed outfit—this time, Greek mythology. Inspired by the metallic-feathered Stymphalian birds from Hercules’ labors, the skin slaps a chaotic blend of engraved wings and bronze textures onto the AUG’s bulky frame. The Well-Worn condition? Let’s just say it’s seen more battles than Zeus’s ego. Scratches and scuffs give it that “I’ve carried randoms through Dust II” vibe. Ironically, the grime almost complements the ancient aesthetic. Just don’t stare too long mid-match—those intricate details won’t save you from getting one-tapped while you admire your $2,000 skin on a $3 gun.