The AUG | Stymphalian (Battle-Scarred) is like that one friend who’s been through a midlife crisis and a breakup but still shows up to the party. Inspired by the mythical Stymphalian birds from Hercules’ labors, this skin’s “battle-scarred” finish looks like it survived a flock of angry pigeons armed with sandpaper. The once-shiny metallic feathers are now chipped and faded, giving it that “I’ve seen things” aesthetic. The scope? Still functional, somehow. It’s the perfect flex for players who want to scream, “I’m here to win, but I also lost my car keys in a warzone.” Tactical? Maybe. A vibe? Absolutely.