The AUG | Stymphalian is like that one friend who shows up to a paintball match in a tailored suit—overkill, but undeniably stylish. Inspired by Greek myth’s man-eating birds, its metallic feathers shimmer with a lethal iridescence, as if saying, “Yes, I’m here to headshot you, but let’s admire the craftsmanship first.” The Factory New finish ensures it’s scratch-free, because why would you let reality ruin a mythical flex? The scope? Perfect for bird-watching mid-round. Critics call the AUG a tryhard’s crutch, but with this skin, you’re not just holding a gun—you’re wielding art. Just don’t blame teammates when they spend the round staring at your inventory instead of planting the bomb.