The UMP-45 | Exposure (Factory New) is like the overconfident cousin at a family reunion who shows up in a neon tracksuit—loud, flashy, and impossible to ignore. Its angular, digital-camo pattern in teal and black screams "I downloaded Photoshop yesterday," blending tactical vibes with a mid-2000s tech startup aesthetic. Perfect for players who want their eco-round weapon to look like it raided a Cyber Monday sale. Sure, it won’t magically turn your spray into a laser beam, but at least you’ll die in style while whiffing shots. Just don’t expect enemies to respect your drip when they’re looting it off your corpse.