The UMP-45 | Exposure (Minimal Wear) is like that one friend who insists they’re “low-key” but still shows up to the party with LED sneakers. Decked in a chaotic collage of circuit boards and neon yellow accents, this skin screams, “I’ve read one article about cybersecurity.” The Minimal Wear tag means it’s just scuffed enough to pretend you didn’t buy it for looks—though let’s be real, you totally did. It’s the perfect accessory for when you want to cosplay as a hacker mid-spraydown, even if your actual gameplay crashes faster than Windows 98. Stylishly impractical, like bringing a USB drive to a gunfight.